«set yourself on fire and laugh like a maniac»

snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

tagged as .shakira shakira

shut-up-im-superman:

"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"

well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me

raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I didn’t feel like answering you.

hitrecord:

“Jelly Love”
hedgehogcalendar:

(【ハリネズミカレンダー】Thu September 18.|9月18日 (木曜日) 今日は「かいわれ大根の日」から)
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